Discovering life’s greatest questions and answers through Google suggestions.  Read  Follow TweetSubmit ideas/contact: googwisdom@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @googlewisdom)http://googlewisdom.net/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugqpaevWs1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>What would happen if you…ran over a ninja?</p> <p>[Submitted by <a target="_blank" href="http://deepfootprints.tumblr.com/">Deep Footprints</a>]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/279568723http://googlewisdom.net/post/279568723Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:58:56 -0700what would happen ififninjaswhat would happen if you ran over a ninjawhat would happen if you fell into a black holewhat would happen if you sneeze with your eyes openwhat would happen if you drank rubbing alcoholblack holecatnipalcoholdrankdrinkingwhat would happen if youwhat would happen if you put your head in a microwavemicrowavestupidfunnywhatlolhumorhumourgooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssuggestsearchquestionsawesome questionsstupid questions<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugq1iqAKP1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Why are you so…</p> <p>[Submitted by <a target="_blank" href="http://deepfootprints.tumblr.com/">Deep Footprints</a>]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/278182947http://googlewisdom.net/post/278182947Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:45:42 -0700why are you sowhywhy are youfatquietwhy are you so fatthis is why you're fatstupidfunnygooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionsquestionssearchwhy are you so obsessed with mesongslyricswhy are yous so sweaty? I was watching cops.quotessubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4dg5NTnb1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I am con…</p> <p>[Submitted by <a target="_blank" href="http://deepfootprints.tumblr.com/">Deep Footprints</a>]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/274423485http://googlewisdom.net/post/274423485Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:11:19 -0700I amfunnystupidwhatweirdgooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssearchfaillolhumorhumoursubmissionsconstipatedi am constipatedi am contentcontenti am confusedtiredhungryi am constantly hungryhungryconfusedsonsecretgirlfriendrelationshipssecret girlfriendmy son<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4daxcVM31qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I am stal…king you.</p> <p>[Submitted by <a target="_blank" href="http://deepfootprints.tumblr.com/">Deep Footprints</a>]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/272949257http://googlewisdom.net/post/272949257Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:11:27 -0700creepyweirdcrazystalkingyouI am stalking yougooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssearchsearch resultslolfunnystupidwhatsubmissions<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4d48IVbU1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I’m stal…king you on Myspace.</p> <p>[Submitted by <a target="_blank" href="http://deepfootprints.tumblr.com/">Deep Footprints</a>]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/271478560http://googlewisdom.net/post/271478560Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:10:19 -0700creepyexfunnygooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionsi'm stalking my exi'm stalking you on myspacelamelolmyspacemyspacerelationshipssearchstalkingstalkingstupidsubmissions<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4c0fusHw1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>WHY AM I TY…PING IN CAPS?</p> <p>[Submitted by <a target="_blank" href="http://deepfootprints.tumblr.com/">Deep Footprints</a>]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/270109141http://googlewisdom.net/post/270109141Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:10:18 -0700whywhy am itypingall capscaps lockbackwardscaps lock is cruise control for coolfunnystupidhumorhumourlolgooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssearchquestionssubmissionscapsWhy am i typing in caps<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku23zlaeNM1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My mo(m)ma…be trippin’.</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/268506393http://googlewisdom.net/post/268506393Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:22:09 -0700mommomamommatrippintrippingmymy momma be trippinyoutubefunnystupidwhatlolgooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssearchmommyweird<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku23qmbifl1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Obama is…</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/267120293http://googlewisdom.net/post/267120293Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:15:58 -0700obamabarack obamapresidentwhite housepoliticsfunnystupidignorantwhatgooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssearchisobama isantichristidiotracistmuslimsocialistliarwowlolignorancecrazygodcommunistjokea<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktffigCmqn1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Killing people is…</p> <p>[Submitted by <a href="http://deepfootprints.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Deep Footprints</a>]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/264602990http://googlewisdom.net/post/264602990Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:56:32 -0700submissionsfunnystupidkillingkilling peopleisfunwrongeasysugarquotesgooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssearchinsightfulinsight<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktff5r7ir31qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I can’t imagine…</p> <p>[Submitted by <a href="http://deepfootprints.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Deep Footprints</a>]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/263177985http://googlewisdom.net/post/263177985Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:55:49 -0700submissionsfunnystupidlolhumorhumourgooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssearchimaginei can't imagine<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0tj19RTw1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Google suggestions…for <a target="_blank" href="http://googlewisdom.net/post/245301608/why-are-indians">Indians</a> and <a title="Why are Americans..." target="_blank" href="http://googlewisdom.net/post/208913645/why-are-americans">Americans</a>.</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/261751329http://googlewisdom.net/post/261751329Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:55:35 -0700googlegoogle suggestionsgoogle suggestindiansamericansindiaamericafunnyweirdstupidsearchgoogle search<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0tdppQ4S1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>What do I do…now?</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/260454993http://googlewisdom.net/post/260454993Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:55:18 -0700Whatwhat do i dowhat do i do nowwhat do i dowhat do i do with my lifegooglesearchgoogle searchgoogle suggestgoogle suggestionsfunnystupidhumorhumourlollifeipoddogchocolateboredsocial security<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktr9x8SBIq1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I am thankful for…coloring pages.</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/259218731http://googlewisdom.net/post/259218731Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:55:00 -0700kthxgivingImThankfulForIAmThankfulForcoloringcoloring pagesthanksthanksgivinghappy thanksgivingthanksgiving 2009googlegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssuggestsuggestionshappykidsfunnyinsightfulweirdwhatwhyI am thankful forI am thankful for coloring pages<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0ta22rM31qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My mom’s…feet.</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/258682307http://googlewisdom.net/post/258682307Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:39:32 -0700mommomsmom'sweirdcreepyfeetbreastswerewolffacebookfobmy mom'smy mom's abest friendboyfriendsexrelationshipsgooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssearchfunnylolhumorhumourwhatcrazymy mom's feetmy mom's breastsmy mom's a werewolf<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0t4jhYMI1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Drugs are…</p> <p>[Submitted by <a href="http://deepfootprints.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Deep Footprints</a>]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/257358676http://googlewisdom.net/post/257358676Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:39:38 -0700drugsdrugs arestupidfunnysubmissionsnicefuncoolawesomea bet with your minddrugs are a bet with your mindmexicolegalgooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionsanswers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0sswmJeV1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I murdered…</p> <p>[Submitted by <a href="http://deepfootprints.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Deep Footprints</a>]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/256040939http://googlewisdom.net/post/256040939Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:38:51 -0700a rockfunnygooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionsikillkillinglollyricsmurdermy grandmothersomeonesubmissions<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfduhn2p01qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>George Bush is…</p> <p>[Submitted by <a target="_blank" href="http://deepfootprints.tumblr.com/">Deep Footprints</a>]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/254733569http://googlewisdom.net/post/254733569Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:37:19 -0700submissionsfunnystupidignorancelolbushgeorge bushpresidentbushismspoliticsinsightfulinsightdumbhumorhumourgooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssearchanswersgoogle search<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktff0qKRQl1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Where are my…kidneys?</p> <p>[Submitted by david davidson]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/253456014http://googlewisdom.net/post/253456014Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:36:19 -0700submissionskidneyswhere are mylolfunnystupidhumorhumourgooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionsquestionssearchsearch resultskeyssocksstudent loanslostovariesseats<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfek4oVXd1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I paint with…my prick.</p> <p>[Submitted by alex]</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/252256465http://googlewisdom.net/post/252256465Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:36:11 -0700submissionsstupidfunnylolquotesinterestingwhatpaintpaintinggooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssearchsuggestionsideaspricki paint with my prickPierre Auguste Renoir<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktffysDwJJ1qa46b4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>What do you do…</p>http://googlewisdom.net/post/251144652http://googlewisdom.net/post/251144652Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:36:07 -0700whatdoyoudowhat do you dotwittertrendsfunnytrending topics on twitterfunnystupidlolgooglegoogle suggestgoogle suggestionssuggestsearchquestionsanswersboredwith a drunken sailorsexrelationshipswhen a guy fingers youwhat do you do when a guy fingers youguyswith a ba in englishwhat do you do with a ba in englishmaking outwhat do you do with your tongue when you make outmake outtonguekissing